Aunt May and Ma Kent on Mother’s Day: Ignore the conclusion; the fact that Krypto exists means Ma Kent loses.
That’s what SHE said…: Analyzing the joke to this depth kills it. And possibly all of humanity, as computers come one step closer to achieving Singularity.
Ah, SPRING! Cue the wah-wah guitar…: Male jumping spiders need no cheesy 70’s music. Well…maybe they do.